God, I hate all of you.

1979, but remember: it's the years, not the mileage. I just recently found out that Lady Gaga is white.

I observe you being a shithead.

3 firsties in a row? You need to get a job.

Trading that close to the playoffs IS unrealistic.

I'll still do the standard Spring-time system switch pondering. I've heard the answer many times before, that yes, The Show and God of War alone are worth ditching XBOX and going PS3, but once again taxes have gobbled up my extra coins.

I knew it was Horatio as soon as he broke character and chuckled under his breath.

I love Andy's expression whenever Donna says something like that. He's a little complimented, and a little nervous at the implication.

Tough titty for you then.

"Too fat to fish" is what his mother called him when he was leaving for a fishing trip. She felt that under no circumstances should her overweight son board a boat.

THANK YOU for saying it, Dot Dot Dot.

Tori Spelling needs to get back her A game in the Mini-Series universe.

How does it compare to Fable II?
I've seen a few mild mentions of Oblivion, but how does this stack against Fable II?

That was my absolute favorite. So casual, "it is what it is."

And Evil Chief Carny doesn't want his evil carny troop to know about him doing something evil? Didn't he level an occupied Police Station? How is that totally fine?

Seriously, why does it matter if you're first? Why is there such an insistence, a "okay, I had to do it" attitude, then such an explosion of hatred towards that person?

People hate him because like Jimmy Fallon his entire routine is based on, "aren't I coy and cute?" The whole premise rides on his puppy dog eyes and innocent wonder. It's like the Olsen twins on Full House.

I'd say you're a racist.

"Staring at my sandals. You better believe that's a paddlin'."

And Chevy Chase on Community.