Holy crap!! That's it! Thanks guys. It's strange how my mind totally warped certain aspects of the story. Guess this just another cartoon show I'm going to have to watch on Youtube, just like Jem.

There was this cartoon show that I've been trying to remember for years. I think it was about a teddy bear that was brought to life and traveled in a spaceship with his robot sidekick. I distinctively remember a scene in the opening in which the villain brings him to life in a toy factory, and as I recall chases him…

This was the first episode I'd ever seen…
And I was really struck by the amount of people dancing for their dead loved ones. The girl whose father killed himself and the woman whose husband died in a motorcycle accident (though she only lived down the street from the cemetery, where he's "sleeping"). Is this common?…

I remember Chopping Mall!!!
I totally forgot about that movie. It's awesome. I highly recommend it.

I remember Chopping Mall!!!
I totally forgot about that movie. It's awesome. I highly recommend it.

MARK RUFFALO RAPED ME!!! I still have the scars from where his constant five o'clock shadow scrapped my skin.

I can't belive no one said it…
But I can't hep but cry uncontrollably at the end of Return to Paradise. I'm not particularly a fan of Vince Vaughn or Joaquin Phoenix, especially since both are currently pretty much the biggest douches around, but damn if they don't bring their A-Game to that movie and that one scene.

I'm a little shocked. Not about the whole Half-Brother/Business Manager stealing thing, but that there are supposed Dane Cook defenders trolling the AV Club message boards. Come out and show yourselves!!

I totally dig damages (Ninjas just love Glenn Close) and was so psyched when AVC set up an entry for it on TV Club at the start of this season, but then whoever was writing it fell behind and then just gave up… what happened?!!

"I wish my iPod could make phone calls. No dude, I don't want an iPhone!"