I honestly just go to Subway for the chocolate chip cookies. Lord, did Jared from Subway lure kids with those delicious chocolate chip cookies??

"I was on your side the whole time."

The same way I'm baffled that Steve Carrell never won for Michael Scott, I am beyond baffled that Nick Offerman never got a NOMINATION for Ron Swanson.

Guess the Emmys finally realized that The Big Bang Theory hasn't been good since season 4. Happy for Kimmy Schmidt, Parks, and Maslany noms.

This is actually how I watched season 8.

Holy long greasy dick, Batman! This looks glorious.

I know there were more important issues at hand, but kinda wish they woulda make a joke on how Oliver and Ronnie look alike.

Me to Oliver: "Hey man, Diggle said next time he sees, he's go fuck you up. His words not mine."

The way this season has been going, it was going to come to a point where they were just gonna kill off the whole main cast.

I thought the same thing too. The security at Star Labs is terrible.

Iris to Joe: "It's your fault Eddie was kidnapped."

Tyrion has always said Cersei is not as clever as she thinks she is.

By far my favorite Stannis scene.

Really, I thought NBC was done with comedies after they canceled Comminity, burned off Parks and declined Kimmy Schmidt??

Outstanding episode. Mike was probably my favorite character during his run on Breaking Bad.

Perfect example of where comedy is subjective. I enjoyed and loved both, but Parks > 30 Rock.

Helicopters don't need keys? You really do learn something new everyday.

Wouldn't it be tight if everyone was just chill to each other.

"Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy?"
"Putin? Voldermort Putin of Russia?"

Leslie's version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" is the only version I really need.