"I'm sorry, but Patti LuPone really fucked with my head."

In the wise words of Starburns, "Bring Conan Back!"

Wasn't Bravo once a channel about celebrating the arts? (forgive me for not knowing as I am young and have little memory of a world before Survivor)

I meant the tumblr comment in a lighthearted way. Never said anything negative about it. Also, it was obviously a Wordpress account so she could put Wordpress as one of her special skills on her constantly updated resume.

I feel like Danson was a better actor/more hilarious on Bored to Death than he was on Cheers and Becker

No, she imagines the twins. They're two of the four parts of her multiple- personalities. The other is an elderly florist who enjoys reading Parade Magazine.

I don't think she's in an exclusive relationship with Hannibal. Which is really interesting when you think about it as women aren't usually portrayed on TV in casual relationships. They're usually always on the prowl for "the one."

True that. JVDB practically made that show worth watching. It wasn't that Krysten Ritter wasn't awesome, but you could tell he fucking loved playing himself so much and wasn't afraid to make fun of himself, Dawson's Creek, or Varsity Blues.

I feel like they would do that, but they also have a set budget $$$ and I'm guessing that they have a soft spot for the actor-dude who's her boss. I feel like the running gag is more about how her boss is such a pushover and (because of his personality) can't bring himself to fire Illana.

Man, that angry jump roping was hilarious. I love how Abbi never catches a break with her job, but she seemingly tries so hard. Meanwhile, Illana takes hour and forty-eight minute breaks at work and pisses all her co-workers off, but never gets fired.

And then proceeded to grab more of those delicious looking fried mac and cheese balls.

"Every seven seconds a child in Africa dies of starvation"
"Do you say that everytime?"
"I'm not sure…so far you've been the only ones who've had seconds."

The 3 out of 12 line was hilarious.

Jason Mantzoukas called her Jeannie, so her hairpiece was addressed.

I'm guessing it's probably a tumblr.

Holy Crap this episode was epic.

I dont know, Alison Brie used to work as a clown….I don't think her backstory is as "cool" as Zoey Deschanel's (as in dating an indie-rock god, having a director as a father, and attending the same high school that Kate Hudson did).

Most definitely

I feel like a lot of TV shows suffer from "former nerdy girl, but now I'm hot" syndrome — see New Girl and Community. They're scared to go to cringe-worthy-ness of her being a true hot mess if it risks the actress losing her cuteness factor. However, I feel like the actresses who do go there end up winning Emmys.

I think B-23 was written for cable. In the original script with Lance Bass instead of JVDB, I'm pretty sure some "F" bombs are dropped.