Jasoo is, of course, Helmut Zemo in this scenario. Sneaky.

Low energy Eagle hasn't had a solo hit in years! Glenn Frey probably died of embarrassment from that fact. SAD!

Arnuld stabbed me in the back earlier this year, but I still consider him a DEAR DEAR friend. He should be a TREMENDOUS host. BELIEVE ME!

Velocirapstar is just a tremendous poster and a funny person as well. BIGLY.

Face it folks. This will all be worth it. MEGA.

Fuller House 2: Electric Boogaloo

I blame Ted Turner for this fuckery,

In Mac Taylor we trust.

SCREWFACE! Chicago with palm trees! Keith David!

Did that coincide with Goren/Eames going part time due to Vincent D'Onofrio's health issues?

Spoiler alert!!!! Last week Satan burned through his Rick Springfield vessel and it turned to mummified mush. So who knows who he'll jump into! Hopefully it will be faux CW Baron.

I love the car commercials where the beat up neighbor with a black eye carrying a blu ray player walks up to the other neighbor. Then the smug rich asshole neighbor brags about skipping the department store crowds and buying the latest 100,000 luxury vehicle. In my mind the lower middle class neighbor lights their…

NOT LOGAN'S BOAT!

BATFXXX: Dark Night Parody

Well, she was pretty scary as the Pale Man in Pan's Labyrinth.

'Member when Nugent only paid half attention to an episode any given week? 'Member when he missed half the plot points in the review? I 'member.

TNT: WE KNOW SNOOZING!

Sam and Dean can control Lucifer for awhile until Castiel can sweep into power in Heaven (again, but not possessed by leviathan this time). Then God will come back from his time away with his sister to bring forth a true progressive era on Earth. WORTH IT!

I wanted to post "rigged" as usual, but I can't. I must support any and all MST3K posts, even from Jasoo.

Hell, the car even got its own episode last season.