CBS! CBS! CBS! In Les We Trust.

This would please Clyde greatly.

Morticia and Gomez Addams

Is it JasooDrizzt or Drizzomian? I'm not sure. It must be hard having one identity logged in on Chrome, another on Firefox, and the AV Club legacy account on Edge.

Joe Walsh gets the musket. David Clarke gets the pitchfork and torch.

And the GOP worked so hard to disenfranchise so many voters in NC.

Euro Domination

So Hotch being on "special assignment" is the new "returned to his home planet"?

Their airplane HQ in the first season was actually pretty impressive for a show on a TV budget. But then the ratings decline kicked in. Eventually that set was replaced and later it was permanently written off the show. What you described really kicked in in season 3. Although, to be fair there, were the dullness was…

…. but enough about The Browns.

Time for a Disney Hail Mary. Time for ABC to pony up 10 million for a 3 minute Tony Stark/RDJ cameo during February sweeps! EVERYTHING IS ON THE TABLE!

It was Paulternate from the parallel universe.

Poor Marvel. Who could've predicted that Ghost Rider wasn't the hip Marvel property that would connect with those coveted 18-34 year old viewers.?

Mr. Worf… FIRE!

Someone should make a ring tone of Christopher Plummer screaming "CRY HAVOC!" over and over.

Poor One America News. Always the wingnut TV bridesmaid.

The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody

Jasoo has already contacted his local cable company to inquire when this channel will be available in his viewing area.

Bob Uecker unites Indians and Brewers fans.

Game of Thrown Together Dolls