Things are going to get weird for Nancy in season 2 of Stranger Things.

"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth."

A shout out to all the hard workers who don't get Labor Day off!

Conspiracy theories don't melt steel beams!

TNT! TNT! TNT!

Low Energy Velocirapstar can't post a politics corner to WOT in a timely manner. Sad!

Debbie Does Dallas Again

Fact: The Revolutionary War was decided in a cage match between a spry for his age Ben Franklin and King George III.

William Devane was solid as Secretary of Defense/President Heller in 24

I really wish this was History's official synopsis.

LAAAAAAATE!

I blame Gawker Media.

CNN update:

SIIIIIIMMMMMSSSSSSS! (am I doing this right?)

Crooked What's On Tonight can't post a Labor Day column. Low energy Univision should fix this. Sad!

so many knives I lose track. And I think we can agree on that point.

So when do we get the Leroy Jethro Gibbs/Walt Longmire crossover? Will they communicate in just shakes of the head and weary sighs.

There is nothing sadder than watching Hardwick muster up all that fake enthusiasm for this show on Talking Dead. The highlight of tonight's show was watching Chris push through his post honeymoon jet lag. They got more mileage out of Chris getting the dudebro actor's name wrong than the actual show they were supposed…

Contrived hyper competence is Alicia's middle name! She eats ludicrous for breakfast. She's only been in Mexico for a little over a week and she is a (edit) butterfly knife expert.

I hope Katee Sackhoff gets a blockbuster role. I heart her so.