Aunt learned at an early age that with great wheatcakes come great responsibility. I heard she made a deal with Mephisto for the recipe.

Yeah. I think that is more irritable bowel syndrome rather than a greasy Big Mac.

Aunt May's rice cakes bring all the boys to the yard.

Poor Martha. The Americans is such a good show.

As always Reed Richards is light years ahead of the industry when it comes to Cheeto technology.

Beats Aunt May's Walnut Date Loaf.

Someone call the Ghost Hunters, we have one here in the AV Club forums!!!!

I say he stole it from Steve Austin. Give me a HELL YEAH!

Their chicken nuggets are 1.49 for 10 pieces. That is a great deal on processed chicken breast scraps and beaks!!!

Taco Bell would beg to differ on that one.

a.k.a BK Grilled Dogs.

I just play along and go about my day. I'm so over it now, it doesn't matter to me if it's legit or not.

But Ron got his start and wrote some of the best episodes of TNG! Picard4Life.

I'm neutral on that actually. I know this may get me a WOT demerit, but I never watched the Battlestar Gallactica SyFy reboot. And the uproar about the series finale didn't make me regret that decision.

meh, that may be true. I wont argue with that (regarding your "edited to add"). I agree that would suck if someone did that to me. But that subsequent emotional response had B.D. written all over it. Heck, even Dennis had to go in and delete a few over the top inappropriate replies. Again, classic B.D.

Mickey from Rocky voicing a horsefly?! I'M IN!!! AGAIN!!! ALSO, JOHN CANDY!!!!!

So this is planet Houston?
- General Zod (June 19, 1981)

I thought he was counting on the cat vote. Thanks a lot Killary.

They could have log rolling competitions with bloated corpses instead!

Athletes from all the different competitions will compete to see who has the largest infection during the closing ceremonies. The winner gets to take home the special Rio Golden Poop medal and sepsis.