You killed him when you left door open with air conditioning on.

@avclub-d71760750778a95386b703f5c9e474f0:disqus  Me was in bar once, and some guy try to explain to me that "it actually pronounced JIF". It took all restraint me have in furry blue body to not slam his head into bar like Charlie Murphy in Rick James sketch.

Me consistently impressed at @avclub-457eb7d00feeb81f6d3d5b103e799fa1:disqus 's ability to come up with comment for every occasion. Me can only imagine massive library of Avenged Sevenfold comments you have at fingertips.

Me would guess it just something that catches someone's eye when they browsing porn titles. Title probably count for whole lot in genre where most titles are just body part, verb, number.

Big difference is porn parody will have less nudity.

Me not really think that needs to be embarrassing. Some guys pretty happy to get green light and sidestep awkwardness of not knowing how far things should go.

Worth mentioning that waiting for explicit verbal consent before every escalation of intimacy can be awkward as hell. People not really do that. We look for nonverbal cues, and that pretty good system. But 14-year-olds not great at picking up those cues, so situations like this happen. Me not really get why it still…

Me always liked Goodie Mob for music, but me absolutely love them ever since they appear in Mystery Men playing evil gang called "Not-So-Goodie Mob." That name such an awful, awful joke, and me love it unreasonably.

Not to mention that site has been doing this kind of "check out new song from upcoming album you have reason to be excited about," article for years.

That is one thing me miss about pre-registration days. Anyone on site could log on as Ogre to shout "NERRRRRRRDS!!!!"

What even more impressive is that GOB and Tobias really outsized roles, whereas George Michael very quiet and understated. And yet he still able to steal show from comic veterans.

It still remarkable to me that, in murderer's row of comic talent VanDerWerff mention in article, unassuming kid with most understated role on show manage to steal every scene he appear in. And character of George-Michael fully formed from very first exchange with Michael - "me thought you meant of things you eat."…

That line even funnier when me hear it in voice of Zoidberg.

Me was going to mention that. Of all the pieces of John Williams music that immediately affect movie audience, that may be best. Me know that bold statement placed alongside Jaws and Star Wars. But you really do get chills up spine. And speaking of exposition, that movie signify power of ark (or when ark is nearby)…

There similar scene in Raiders, where government men show up to hire Indy and he explain to them about what Ark is. It pure info dump, but it work because he open up dusty old book (with lock on it!) and camera pan over drawings of Ark shooing lightning and such. So he basically show and tell simultaneously, in way…

Me have that quote under family crest.

It can be done succinctly and well without Treknobabble. Good example is in first Abrams Trek, where Uhura basically turn to audience and explain concept of multiple timelines in about 20 seconds.

@avclub-b476828992f393a09339cf6270d30aa8:disqus , me read first three books straight through, then skipped four and five and caught up on Wiki. It work out pretty well, as me understand four and five really drag in places. Me go back to reading book when six come out, if he ever finish it.

Mrs. Cookie constantly pester for spoilers (she make me tell her how Joffrey die pretty much moment he first come on screen). But me manage to keep Red Wedding under wraps. Then she discover Ice and Fire Wiki. So there no more surprises at all. Too bad - it would be like watching Empire Strikes Back with kid who not…

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