They should due true capitalist thing and hire Chinese slave labor.

People will rise up and produce snark for selves, just as we have been doing under thumb of capitalist oppressor O'Neal all along! Newswire may stop running, AV Club may shut down, but me will be all around in dark. Me be everywhere, wherever you can look. Whenever offspring of Tom Hanks do something horrible, me be…

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus , depressing thing is, that all-time record for number of black Senators at one time. There have only been 8 in history - 3 of those 8 since Obama leave Senate for White House. And of those 8, 2 appointed to fill vacancy and only serve for one year.

Talk trash about big government, avoid paying taxes, and then ask for government bailout.

@Scrawler2:disqus , me thought me was only person who remember "shazzbot." Me actually use that often, as when Bagel Monster 3 or so, we start making up silly names to call each other. Silliest one we came up with was Fleepnorp, so me give him alias Fleepnorp Shazzbot.

Me also not have trouble imagining Joe Biden with plastic sunglasses and oversized alarm clock around neck.

Me still holding out for religion where incarnation of God made flesh come in cookie form.

Me thought When Clones Attack only feel like longest of all six. Guess me was wrong.

Me coming back again to respond to #3. Me sure there way to use full power of internet to do "enhanced" comic or something worthwhile, but me have yet to see it. Only animation me see in comics that work well is when webcomic use it to very subtle effect. Questionable Content use animation every few months, and just…

Well, most of perks are cookie-related. And let's face it, that where most of paycheck goes too.

Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother, By Devoting Life To Punching Criminals

Me haven't downloaded yet, but me was thinking ten bucks, because me want to support artist and distribution model both. Plus, me rolling in CTW money, so why not?

Me looking forward to both of these. And to distribution model changing. Me feel like digital easier for consumers, and give artists more freedom, and more artistic possibilities.

First three seasons of Kids In Hall shown on HBO. Then CBS start airing show Friday nights after Letterman. Not many people actually aware it on air, but entire run of show shown in America.

Back off, man. Me a scientist.

Second one always like that, Warren.

Me hate to be grammar police, but you left out word "not".

Me feel like me have read this before, more recently than 15 years ago. This column is like Lucy and conveyor belt full of chocolates, but with gerbils.

That's what British people call it.

Carson always paid guests hundred bucks, whether they famous or not. Me not sure if price has gone up in last 20 years.