Seriously, why would someone who die if she get wet have bucket of water lying around house? And what happen when it rain? And why would aliens who die when they get wet come to planet 2/3 covered in water, where water fall from sky, just so they can eat people who 90% water? And why Good Will Hunting drive…

Yeah, that describe Kristen Wiig on SNL far more than Fallon.

Me can't tell you how often that happen to me.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus , let's face it, even if clock not cookie, me probably still eat it. It round? It flat? That close enough. Nomnomnomnomnom!!!!

Me not really understand this criticism. When someone do something that help environment and reduce dependence on foreign oil, how dare they acknowledge that for even moment. Like people who buy Hummer not have attitude that far worse.

Ending of season 3 miracle of internal consistency. Me really thought Machine/First People storyline flying off rails, and then they manage perfect 3-point landing, everything resolved, and then they throw out one final crazy twist in final minute. (That one, they not pull off as well)

> I remember when Abrams announced Fringe as a grounded procedural that wouldn't develop these huge myth arcs…

Far more depressing is twin brother's IMDB.

Dr. Bashir, too. Me find him intensely annoying when me start watching show. Then me skip season or two, and when me resume watching show, me really enjoy him.

Me already post around clock!!!

This and Bacta Tank of Emotion co-win internet for today. Also, Bacta Tank of Emotion good username if anyone out there looking.

Me did join Google Plus, but for some reason it not let me use real name. So me double down on gimmicks and use pseudonym David Cookieruso. Put me in circle!

Yeah, fuck spending less money on gas and polluting less! Who need car that can drive from Canada to Mexico on one tank of gas? Me have Pinto that get 80 rods to hogshead, and that way me like it!

Mos Eisley. It come from German, for "whale's vagina."

Me not care!

ME ALREADY REPORT NEWS AROUND CLOCK!

How could Hodor account be banned, @avclub-9cbac99b96b86db11c3cb9501e695e31:disqus ? Is "Hodor" Dornish for unspeakable thing to say about 9-year-old girl?

Leonard Pierce? Is that you?

That line is supposedly sly reference to performance art stunt from late 80s where someone bought bunch of talking G.I. Joes and Barbies, and switched voiceboxes so army guys talk about shopping and Barbie talk about explosions. Then they sneak dolls back into store, and let consumers enjoy results.

Me not really know how me could say that differently.