Damar suggesting he "go talk to Worf again!"

Because no one can touch @Rappin_Jake_Sisko:disqus ! Me also love "Candle that burn half as bright last twice as long."

Me saw it, and me appreciate it. Every life have good and bad, of course, but me pretty happy. After all, me get to entertain children and eat a whole lot








OF COOKIES!!!!!!

Me was pretending Tim went to med school, moved in with Sherlock Holmes, then became hobbit.

Me want some cookies
Me want to eat more cookies
Me still want cookies

Ideal Oscars for me would be, Morgan Freeman voiceover announcing show. Clips of classic movies. Disembodied Morgan Freeman voice say name of each category. They show clip of each nominated film. Disembodied Morgan Freeman voice announce winner (maybe Morgan Freeman can do that in person). Winner make speech. Next…

Trebek should do it, and then Connery can heckle him from offstage.

Jon Stewart did pretty well because he brought own writers. And as much crap as Letterman took, "Uma-Oprah" clearly not written by Oscar hacks, that was all Dave. So it is possible to escape Vilanch.

It not innocent joke no matter how you look at it, @avclub-e4854c5608c54d96a6b3f76b9414a746:disqus . Johnny Carson used to make joke like, "somewhere, right now, Ed McMahon's fifth wife being born." That joke strictly about Ed McMahon, because girl is hypothetical. He not make sex joke about elementary school-age girl…

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That joke so labored someone should pay you overtime for it.

Mrs. Cookie was in Ireland when awards on. Because of time difference, they not show award show live, they rebroadcast next day and edit out host. It just introductions and acceptance speeches. It only take about hour and half with commercials. That really way show should be. Me only care about two things when me…

It exactly same as when he not singing. All of McFarlane's humor based on one of two things: "hey, look, me being offensive!" and "here thing you recognize from pop culture!" It unbelievably lazy humor, and it depressing to me that Fox keep giving him more airtime with diminishing returns.

Nothing in that post make any sense.

The more me think about Colbert, the more me think it good idea. Beneath meta humor, he first and foremost entertainer. He great at committing to bit, staying upbeat, he can carry tune like nobody's business. He perfect blend of old-school showmanship and postmodernism. Make it happen, Hollywood!

We also learn this year that Bruce Vilanch responsible for Star Wars Holiday Special. Between that and Oscars, he deserve to be thrown in pit and slowly digested over thousand years.

It possible for them to both be bad. They bad in different ways, that doesn't make one kind of bad okay. There have been Oscar hosts who didn't put audience to sleep and also didn't make joke about someone fucking 9-year-old girl.

Entire night's humor subtle mixture of offensive and lazy.

Can't it be both?

@avclub-d80126524c1e9641333502c664fc6ca1:disqus , think about McFarlane is, even at very, very best, his humor only aspire to "me recognize that thing." That absolute laziest form of humor, and McFarlane peak with that and careen downhill from there.