Sims worst announcer, but hardly only bad announcer. At halftime, Bill Cowher make horrible suggestion that 49ers consider putting in Alex Smith, ending with phrase "just food for thought." One of colleagues jump right in with, "49ers should eat your food of your thoughts!" And drink juice from his mind grapes too, me…

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus , of course chocolate chip oatmeal cookies better. Raisins always feel like bait-and-switch, like they trying to sneak something healthy into perfectly good cookie. Carrot cake even more guilty of this.

Yeah, even if zombie regains some semblance of humanity, one would think attractive teen girl could still find boyfriend who not a zombie.

Me pretty sure he was one of those two dorky 70s assassains in Diamonds Are Forever.

@avclub-438f54f8c5a3a6f58ce5a69d37294fe9:disqus , this was supposed to be final season of Parks, but then NBC realize every other show they have either awful or in final season, so they give show reprieve rather than have to fill entire schedule with America's Next Top Pirate and Are You Stronger Than A Dog?.

Good God, @twitter-499832989:disqus !

"Giant historic golden cookie?" Me not able to resist any combination of those words.

Damn it. Me slip up one time! Stupid internet.

Me found Man Who Not There pretty tedious, but me feel like philistine for admitting that in public.

Well, that whole point me trying to make, @avclub-589622fb3974db41fbe4a37b78d8585c:disqus . Drones not issue. War is issue. If anything, drones improvement if only because they not put troops in harm's way.

He review it back in August.

It little details like that which make cookbook thing of beauty that it is.

This is seriously greatest thing ever created. Me pretty sure "Captain Dada" pseudonym, and cookbook actually come about because internet became sentient. Me heartily approve of development if this cookbook is result.

What color are their hands now?

Fish-flavored ice cream: Good Cod, Lemon!

If it takes thousand years to digest prey, then stomach acid basically water. Boba Fett and palace guards just treading water, waiting to die of old age.

Sex Greece? Me thought that place went bankrupt years ago!

Star Destroyer flyby in 3D pretty much worth price of admission all by self.

Me assume it only matter of time before they release Non-Special Han Shoot First Edition of original trilogy, and finally fill Epcot Dome entirely with money.

Eventually, they will run out of family members to kidnap. Me can only imagine Taken 5: "Me have very particular set of skills. Skills me have developed over decreasingly good series of movies. If you return iPhone to me, that will be end of it…"