I remember some comedian doing a Connery impersonation that went something like "I can't decide between the swiss cheese sandwich or the short stack of silver-dollar pancakes."

Prepositions are bad things to end sentences with.

HEY JEALOUSY

WISH YOU
WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND

Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or Matchbox Twenty? Or Matchbox Twenty with bees in their mouths and when they sing they shoot bees at you?

"From my cold, dead fist."

141-128. The 14 tracks of The Endless River

Are you a victim of racism or religious persecution?

I only take local milk with my morning covfefe

Local Milk People is my favorite Neutral Milk Hotel cover band

My last text was a youtube link to a Queen song.

See, it's okay because Trump is playing 5-dimensional golf

There is one simple rule for doing something right:
Don't do it wrong.

Where in our constitution does it say that?

Interesting viewpoint. What do you do for a living?

Immediately following the press conference, Miller flew like an eagle to the sea, letting his spirit carry him.

But Trump said he got a call from the leader of the Boy Scouts telling him it was the greatest speech ever!

"Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print."

One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs.

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