You know I loved that show when I was a kid…

Linguo IS dead

The only thing that makes no sense in all of the Matrix is the EMP thing?

One night I came across this movie on HBO
It's called Heartbeeps and it's got Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters as robots, it was pretty terrible, it's the reason there aren't more Andy Kaufman movies apparently but there is this thing in it that is called the Crimebuster, it is the only funny part of the entire…

I think every third post is going to say this until someone fixes it

No he should be on this list most definitely

He does kill the Vogons by making their ship commit suicide

That may be my single favorite SNL moment of all time

Oh I realize that the "allegory" is there in the first one and painfully obvious, but the sequels is when they just decided lets just beat them over the head repeatedly with the Christ stuff, especially Revolutions when they are carrying him like he's on the cross

I'm ashamed to say it but I think I was so hyped on it that I thought Reloaded was great when I saw it the first time, so good in fact I decided to see it again and that was when I realized it was shit, I didn't even bother going to see Revolutions, I did see it eventually and it was every bit as crappy as I thought…

Yeah but in all fairness a 3 legged dog could take on Glass Joe…

Just one more way
That Nintendo is using childhood fun to lure me into spending way to much on something I'll tire of after a week

Yeah I guess I completely forgot that too, of course I just try to think of X2 as the last XMen movie

The Matrix sequels
You forgot to mention bloated and so fucking obvious it's not even an allegory

This is of course assuming that the bomb didn't cause the incident but rather prevented it, but it did seem like when they hit the electromagnetic pocket it was just pulling in metal close by not dragging planes from the sky.

It's curios though that Jacob says "So you've found your loophole" and not-Locke responds "I think so, yes". So maybe he has tried it before and it's didn't work

Yeah now that I know what Jacob looks like I would like to go searching for him else where, he's probably not there but it's worth a look

Michael is assurdly dead this much we know

Jacob lies in the shadow of the statue, the latin and the fact the opening shot was him lying in the shadow of the statue is what led me to that.

Yeah I've been bitching about this since Faraday hatched his plan. It bothers me that nobody brought it up, Miles scatched the surface of it and I yelled "THANK YOU" when he did but seriously I couldn't believe that noone said that