They…….Came From……………….TV.

Just wait. Lindelof lurking around, keeps saying he want to "help".

When are they going to pick up Dirty Sexy Teen$? I want more Dirty Sexy Teen$.

Don't you mean THE Blacks?

You never herd of Pentagon Procurement ?

Now I have to go and change my user name to Cat Abortionist.

I don't think the average downvoter is bothered by that at all.

The first hour of Iron Man 1 is perfection. The second hour not so much.

Network TV having no balls is the problem.

Der Incest Clan?

A detective that pursues people who pulls scat jobs in public bathrooms might make an episode but, I don't think that premiss could sustain a series.

Try it and I'll sue!

"Swearengen"

You forgot the Somalia Good Time Fun Hour.

Who downvotes this?

Reboot "Outsourced" Indian guy get's outsourced to American Midwest. Hilarity ensues.

Pontiac Firebird

The Matlock reboot will star Matthew McConaughey in 2045. Matlock tries every case with his shirt off.

A Dick, A Van and a Dyke is a great title for a TV show or at least a short story.

The only way I would watch this is if they went with the awesome internet trope that Jessica Fletcher is really a serial killer that frames other people for the murders she commits. Given that the lead is Black I really doubt that they're going in that direction. I want Betty White for that show.