Walter White is back in "I, Heisenstein"

Because Kate Beckinsale's ass in tight rubber jumpsuit that's why.

Shakespeare !?!

No, the new Carrie just seems unnecessary.

I'll watch this show but, I guarantee that it will piss me off.

I hate slot machines, my ex-girlfriend's mother was fascinated with them. They are the most popular form of gambling for some reason.

The Church of Breaking Bad

Tried?

Given that it was placed in the paper by a company that sells ABQ Breaking Bad tours. They'll probably buy 10,000 copies laminate them and sell them as souvenirs for $20.00 each.

Groucho sings an impromptu chorus of Lydia the Tattooed Lady?

I'll be impressed when someone creates a fake episode of "American Greed" about Walter White and posts it on youtube.

I'm not really on board with the Walt died in the car in New Hampshire theory. But I think there is a case for the whole series being Walt's fever dream.

Boardwalk has a great cast, beautiful sets, magnificent costumes but, the total effect is that the sum is less than the value of the parts. The narrative is very diffuse and the point of the story really doesn't become apparent until the very end of each season.

I get up at seven, yeah,

I got this off Wiki answers so I don't know how accurate it is but they claim there are  380 million Spanish speakers in the world. That's a pretty big audience.

I imagine it's one of those Mexican Wrestlers in a mask.

Yeah but the next comment was:

Que Es Mas Macho?

The Fame of the AV Club Grows and Grows. First Queef Latina is on SNL and Now Enchanted Goatee appears in a legal brief. What a country.

Wouldn't that be Standard Oil of New JerseyOhio?