If X (Michael Madsen) is inverted over Y (Connie Nielsen/Asia Argento) and multiplied by a constant (unsubstantiated arthouse cred), then…..carry the 1….yeah, the math holds up.

I was just thinking the same thing.

Can one have
a "..ruthless lack of ambition.."?

I heard David Fury once beat a man to death with several soundstage props made of foam.

Careful, the last time someone pitched a time traveling dinosaur project, I'm pretty sure we got that ABC show "Dinosaurs".

Apparently the year 2000
looked like 1988.

Apparently the year 2000
looked like 1988.

Blimey!
Cripes!

Old millionaires
are the funniest millionaires.

Just checking in
to make sure we've covered the irony angle on this story.

Cajones
is Spanish for drawers.

We're talking about the "Charlie's Angels" guy, right?

Aww, Maaa-an-
I wanna be taurine-infused.

can't go wrong
with a 'Fuck You' train.

How do you shame an Internet?

Sucks when Movieline steals yer shit, sarCCastro.

I learned everything I need to know about twentysomething politicos
from "In The Loop".

No way the man who was Wild Things would do that.

Oscar struck me as a Haley Joel Osment (Osmont?)-type kid.

-And a steamy romance between a young midwestern lieutenant and a local island girl…