Hope not, these puns have me hooked.

The hell these are your whales.

And you won't believe what happens next.

It was Ben Gardner's whale carcass. It was all chewed up.

You know how you eat a dead whale…one bite at a time.

And nobody likes a lazy shorthand.

Back To The Future Again

You came in that thing? You must be braver than I thought.

I read the tweet the other day, oh boy
About Rabin's AV Club final days
Though the news was rather sad,
I just had to laugh because his writing was always the Secret Success for this site…

Well, that explains a couple of things. Wow.

I encountered some of those years ago when we took our kids (then 8 and 6) to Disney World. We had staked out good spots for a parade, our kids were sitting down right up front and these two middle-aged women, all decked out in Disney hats and shirts and pins and whatnot came and stood right in front of where our kids…

That and the fact that it's wabbit season and not duck season.

I see what you did there.

I think it's pronounced "Nozzies." At least that's what the orange-haired guy said on the TV the other day.

Beat me to it. Dang. Well played.

But my gosh, for that scene Rita Wilson was the sexiest woman in the universe.

Or maybe he's the one who went to his room to write that hit song "Alone With My Principles."

Fuck my beloved home state of Arkansas and its blood-thirsty, Old Testament-lovin pols and rednecks and their push to executive a spate of death row inmates this month before one of the drugs in their lethal injection cocktail reaches its expiration date.

BTW, anytime I hear "Tik Tok," I have to thank this Star Trek mashup that made me like the song:

How has someone not posted this here yet: