So say we all.

Running late to this pun thread and all the good ones are gone but I'll take a whack at it anyway.

Thanks. It's a 2013 Accord — my divorce car, as in bought with my share of the home equity following my divorce. It's got a few scrapes on the hub caps that I'm responsible for so it's not pristine at this point…just frustrating.

Glad to know there was someone to twiddle all the knobs.

Shop smart…shop S Mart.

*Attorney knocks Danzig out with one punch*

Thanks. That was a scary looking injury. They are saying that he'll make a full recovery and could play next season. Though they aren't saying how severe the neck injury was in the media — it did require surgery, so yikes.

Spider-Maul…Spider-Maul…does whatever a Spider-Maul can…

He's more machine now than man…

Was excited and surprised that my Hogs pulled that one out vs. Auburn in OT. Just knew they were headed to another late game letdown when the Tigers hit the FG to tie with seconds left in regulation. WPS!

Bought a jar of butterscotch-flavored "moonshine" from one of the distillers along the strip in Gatlinburg, Tenn. Opened it up Friday night, following a trip to the pub. Anyway, that sweet butterscotch taste effectively masked how much alcohol I was drinking — a fact I suddenly realized when I tried to stand and the…

Upvoted for some classic Metallica…STP…Rage…and PJ

"Breaking The Law" - Judas Priest
"Bad Medicine" - Bon Jovi
"Get Wise to the Rise" - Black n Blue
"New York Groove" - Hello
"Be Quick or Be Dead" - Iron Maiden
"Blackout in the Red Room - Love/Hate
"Shake Your Blood - Probot (featuring Lemmy)
"Shoot For Thrills - LA Guns
"Get Jiggy With It - Will Smith
"ATWA" - System of a Down
…

Feel better soon.

Congrats on the PR! That is well-earned soreness.

Always look on the bright side of life…

I have no interest in seeing this movie.

Ryder and Louis-Dreyfus… I'll be in my bunk.

I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a Net Meme…

Weekend was interesting.