Logging Into Disqus: The Legend of @Dikachu:disqus's Gold

Too soon!

I dunno, Internet. These images are so dense - so many things going on.

Yeah, I think his buns are toasted.

As far as songs that I will stop and listen to every time (aka Pump Me the Most):

Sigue Sigue Sputnik!

"I GOT BLISTAAS ON MY FINGAAS!"

This just in: News show satire to no longer cover news.

OK, enough of these puns. Let's Dance.

He's dead, Jim.

Huuuuge tracts of land!

I'll be in my bunk.

You had to mention garage sales.

"Weee-Ja or Wee-Gee?

That joke is so BASIC.

I said maybe if you stick around after everybody leaves we could sweep together.

While we're at it, I'm going to go out on a limb and say I thought it was pretty ridiculous that Peter Jackson stretched The Hobbit into three movies.

I think all the good puns have now been fleeced.

Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving…

Don't have a cow, man.