Canadians
Lots of strange Canada hate tonight.

Chopping Mall. Scenes from a Mall.

Ugh, someone's going to murder my favorite song of all-time, September Gurls

I don't the mind the song so much, but that video … She doesn't shower after sexing her boyfriend, steals a cab and makes a layup. Craaaaazy. She's 26, and the sentiment that she's going to sleep around is kind of dickish at that age. Plus, the basketball part looks like it could descend into 'tiny blonde takes…

Al1
I'm still getting over my breakup with Terriers, so I'm reluctant to give my heart to Lights Out, lest it be one and done (like Terriers).

ETGS
How can they nominate Exit Through the Gift Shop as a doc if it is actually a work of fiction?

Uh, Garden State. It's the only performance that comes to mind when I think of Portman. She could make 1,000 more Black Swans and all I'll remember is her making stupid noises to not sound "unoriginal" as Sam in Garden State.

@Doctor X: Well, it's hard for Greta G. to look small when she's standing next to Portman, who's about 47 pounds.

What happened to Lil Mama anyway?

Yeah, a lot better than expected. I liked the interaction with his daughters quite a bit. Probably my only gripe: why does just about every wife/girlfriend in a boxing movie/show feel that they have to interject their opinion that the guy should quit? I assume he was a boxer when they got together. So, didn't she…

You forgot to add that (1) at least half of them will have facial hair and (2) at least one of them will be wearing a plaid shirt.

Piercing The Darkness …
… sounds like Leonard's autobiography.

Maybe some hawt medusa sex and Tony Starks as her pimp and other medusa hookers? And a cheesy Harry Hamlin comes back and hits on Worthington for the entire running time. Hamlin also wears ascots.

Well
This sounds a lot like law schools hiring recent grad for short-term, low pay in-house 'research assistant' jobs or pointing them to contract work to pump their employment numbers. In other words, just about every school is seemingly doing this type of thing.

"OK, I'll start. I have a crush on the Mentalist." "Family only, Lemon."

Dangerfield
I know you need the intro to set up your argument about Murray, but Back to School was better than any of Spanglish, Reign Over Me or Funny People. On top of that, Dangerfield was fairly terrifying in Natural Born Killers. So, if you throw out Punch-Drunk Love, Sandler's career is probably much more…

I'm living in the future so the present is my past/My presence is a present kiss my ass

The appearance of the train at 1:28 is awesome, especially when one of the band members appears in the bottom right hand corner of the screen.

Yep, that just might have been Dee's funniest moment of the season. I love Dee.

@wo: What? Blais looks like he lost 50 pounds - he looks terrifyingly gaunt.