HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!!!

When the Simpsons is not on the screen, the AV Club should be saying "Where's the Simpsons?"

You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return!? I will say good day to you, sir!

Both episodes that feature Critter and Mudflap were "Easy Rider" puns. How 'bout that!

Where is Justified tho?

…what?

This comment deserves many more upvotes.

It happened so gradually, I hardly even noticed!

BYE, BOOK.

Tweet is deleted. What did it say?

…not only funny but also very true to life. I can imagine 13 year olds swearing all the time (in private so they don't get in trouble).

"Sudanese Janjaweed level of murders"

"I keep telling you, he's 73 years old and he's dead!"

Now you're on the trolley!

Good news, Mr. Danielson - we saved your gamecock, but I'm afraid he'll never fight again.

He's also, like, 10. Show me a 10 year old boy who ISN'T inattentive, selfish, and who never listens.

I didn't believe you. But, yep… https://postalinspectors.us…

That is very much like a dad.

JIIIIIVE turkey. YOU GOTSTA SASS IT!

CARTOONS, see, they drive a car LIKE THIS!