Wow, I didn't realize Nebraska was so hated around the world. I obviously don't mind it. The rent is cheap, the people are nice, and here in Lincoln, the college girls are gorgeous.

Damn Scotus, it's always been a life-long dream to be a hipster douchebag. I thought I was more than qualified for the label due to my preferences to sports talk radio, going outside, shopping at Best Buy, listening to 311, and finding early Dane Cook hilarious. Thanks for shattering my dreams Scotus. You Dick.

Jay Mohr
Yes, it's true, there hasn't been a lot of things involving him on television in the last decade, but I have to admit, he is fucking hilarious when he fills in for Jim Rome on his radio show. I don't know how many people listen to it, since it's AM talk radio, but I always make sure and listen to him when…

Anything involving Toby Keith, Ted Nugent, and CMT is awesome in my books.

Well, that makes sense. She was the reason Dodgeball was watchable.

But the movie looks AWESOME!!!

But the movie looks AWESOME!!!

Beer is good
This song isn't

That Girl
Has some mighty fine legs. There's no way that's Lisa Kudrow.

Word. Exactly what I was waiting for.

This sounds like a job for
Bob Loblaw!

Ok, seriously?
I panned throught over 300 comments here and not a single mention of any Raconteurs songs? You could pick any one of them and they top 95% of this list. Salute Your Solution, Hold Up, Five on the Five? Nothing? Incredible.

When you were balls-deep in me, you tried to give me a reach around.

but I hate baseball cards…

I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck…

You need a toe?
I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon…with nail polish.

I'm now starting to realize that ZoMoFucker is actually Fred Durst trying to be a hipster d-bag and failing miserably at it.

Dollhouse
I'm kinda hoping this would be a series based on the Goosebumps books. Wasn't there a series of Goosebumps books that had Dollhouse in the title? Maybe I'm retarded.

Sweet, thanks AV Review Guy!

When will I/We get
a review on Mario Kart Wii? I'm sure Mario Kart can be finished and reviewed much faster than GTA. What gives?