Sounds like somebody's livin' in the past! Contemporize, man.

UGH the inclusion of Sonic The Hedgehog was CLEARLY a direct reference to the hedgehog's dilemma, you know, the dilemma of how running fast is totes awesome, but you run the risk of slamming into an enemy and losing all your rings, thus making it harder to get into the bonus stage to get the chaos emeralds.

Mystery Incorporated might lead to kids reading Harlan Ellison.

I thought Germans were all about making virtual street cleaning sims, and then uploading videos of their virtual street cleanin' to youtube, all of them scored to awful techno.

On the topic of the Atlanta Braves, who won the Tool Dash?

Leisure Town all of it but specifically the comic, Q.A. Confidential, it so perfectly captured my immature, hate-filled, self-loathing, mind during my employment in the tech-industry. Sure most of it was created in the 90s and I left the industry years ago but I doubt this (http://www.leisuretown.com/… ) is any less…

Spending time working on his loving relationship with Danzig?

YEAH THE WEEKLY ALIBI, herf derf right fellow Burqueños?

I remember Aaron Paul got into some shit when he tweeted about how he couldn’t wait to get back to LA because of all the petty crime here in Albuquerque.

Just like Columbus, uh, he get the bloodlust, uh.
Just like Columbus he get murderous on purpose.

The longevity of lembas bread put into my mind that the closest real world analog is hardtack.

I'm waiting for Beans' sex tape.

Sidney Huffman, a good egg, too bad that cramps Roger's style.

I hate single scenario casuals claiming they are real holosuiters, real hardcore holosuiters such as Bashir and I only suite in persistent worlds.

The B never once paid for drugs. Not once!

Blessed by nationality, that's what!

Spelling it Superb Owl will be even more appropriate!

You just can't go up from African elephant to Blue Whale there has got to be 1 or 2 animals to stuff before you get to that point, god I am so angry right now.

You just can't go up from African elephant to Blue Whale there has got to be 1 or 2 animals to stuff before you get to that point, god I am so angry right now.

HEY no need to call Miss Denmark a dyke.