FELLOWS is the Amazon logo a smile or an arrow?

"Totally butt crazy in love with Josh."

More interesting than the game itself lets talk about who would win in the Ferguson vs Mancini Fight. http://gif.mocksession.com/…

When does the best, biggest, bigest Premier League game ever start?

My other car is a CDR.

I want to hold you every morning and love you every night, Kyle. I promise you nothing but love and happiness. I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky, I’ll be there, Kyle, I swear, like the shadow that’s by your side, Kyle, I swear to god I’ll be there. For better or worse, to death do us part, I’ll love you…

Really, I think the battle is now over who he is canonically gay for, Keeyal or Butters.

Those penalties or Fernando Torres scoring. I'm not sure which is crueler, but I know which one is way more hysterical.

http://www.footballstreamin… out of those http://www.firstrowsports.e… will/works work the best.

Nothing like something bad happening to England's Bravest John Terry to keep me from offing myself. Bring on the John Terry-led assault on Munich nightclubs!

THIS GAME. I can not fucking believe this shit. Speechless really. Also Ivanovic, Ramires, Meireles and Terry are all out of the CL final.

JESUS @avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus YOU JUST CANT FORGIVE ME CAN YOU? Guess I'll just kill myself for real. It's obvious my virtual presence is no longer "welcome" here, so ADIOS. You don't have to tell me twice or thrice.

Somewhat related to the topic of El Clasico; Ray Hudson's commentating has made me acutely aware of what geordies sound like when they orgasm.

Eh, Barcelona v. Chelsea is still on Fox Soccer. Real Madrid v. Bayern Munich is the one that's on FX.

How bout' them El Clasicos, fellows?

Enhance image.

Did I miss the little homo's?

You're missing a good run of jokes on silly baseballer names.

People trying to find the ET landfill is like a good 70% of all tourism to Alamogordo.

RE: Favorite moment; from one of the MANY episodes set in my fair hometown of Albuquerque. It involved a trucker parked in town; he was dressed in women's underwear complaining about his wallet being stolen by a prostitute. 505 BABY.