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The Orthographist
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@avclub-c3420bfbd159b546b7ac7f38c6f7fa55:disqus Ooh, my secret shame!

SILENT IS NOT THE SAME AS INVISIBLE

You've been gallivanting around with that floozy of a Bigger Brother of yours, haven't you?  HAVEN'T YOU?

BE SHARPS SING ON ROOFTOP

We seem to be experimenting some technological differences.

Breaking Bad 2: The Hankening

I want one.  But only if I can wind a piece of string around it.

Meh, you can have it.  Possessive-abstract band names are so late nineties.

The A.V. Club
Several people have already made that joke.

I'm still upset they didn't go with the working title: The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel.

I got a Mad Men notification for this?

Anyway, how's your sex life?

SPINOFF PLAN

I'd like a bit of pram, please.

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus Yeah, that's definitely true.  I think it's a bit of both, really.  Like, "Aren't you proud of me, uncle Jack?  Most people wouldn't have had the balls to kill that kid, but I totally did what had to be done!"

It says "Morning Mist".

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

This is the second-worst haiku I have ever read.

…we go again.

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This is why we can't have nice things.