Homosexual men don't fight, so Marr wins by default.

I think it was in that movie with Brad Pitt about people joining a club to fight each other.  I think it was called "Captain Sudsy and his Fantastic Soap Factory".

Don't make the same mistake I did!

TOBIAS! Did yew accept a nayne hundred dollah collect call from the staytes?

@avclub-22f737e47d8261297d774f773ea41105:disqus Just like an actual Irish immigrant!

That's.

Bill Cosby might have something to say about that "Picture Page" remark.

@avclub-6e8fb18f4f5788ce09ff72f8fdd81b4f:disqus I saw ZZ Top open for Tom Petty back in 2010.  It was fantastic.

Dawes played twice last year.  I saw them both times.

@avclub-6dfb04136529fba8a8b870b91b59f8e6:disqus It's spelled "yacht", but it's pronounced "throat-wobbler mangrove".

No, it's Betty.  Betty… Simington.

He's back… in abbreviated form!

I like the idea that Moses' real name was Jeff, but he and God changed it to be more marketable.

…I'll come in again.

Sorry, the waffle iron's in the shop.

I don't even own a forfty percent!

I SEE RED PEOPLE

DUUUUUM DA DUMP DUMP

FORFTY

(polite clapping)