DAMN RIGHT

You visit other snarky websites and dare to talk about it here?  Brazen hussy!

You visit other snarky websites and dare to talk about it here?  Brazen hussy!

Find a seat at the back of the bus, sit in awkward silence until a Simon & Garfunkel song starts playing.  Sweet distraction.

Find a seat at the back of the bus, sit in awkward silence until a Simon & Garfunkel song starts playing.  Sweet distraction.

Now we can do both!  How you may ask?  Through the magic of dubstep!  What an age we live in!

Now we can do both!  How you may ask?  Through the magic of dubstep!  What an age we live in!

LORD PALMERSTON

LORD PALMERSTON

PITT THE ELDER

PITT THE ELDER

That sounded so familiar, then I Googled it.  I loved that movie as a child.

That sounded so familiar, then I Googled it.  I loved that movie as a child.

Wait, are we still talking about Gwen Stefani?

Wait, are we still talking about Gwen Stefani?

The AV Club: making necrophilia jokes classy!

The AV Club: making necrophilia jokes classy!

Although they're British, so in my head the bitch is a third party.

Although they're British, so in my head the bitch is a third party.

Huzzah for the shopkeep!