Dennis and the two girls in the back of the Paddy Wagon reminded me of Scorpio and the kids in the school bus at the end of "Dirty Harry."

Thank you, black Jesus, for Ruby.

Back when they both had steady jobs I would sometimes confuse Nicole Sullivan with Cheri Oteri.

I liked how Gloria and Cam were willing to do whatever is necessary ("Should I bring my knife?" "I've got my baseball bat in the car.") but they had nothing on Jay: "I'm not losing to the Vietnamese twice in a lifetime."

Picked up the "Phantasm" soundtrack at a convention a few years ago, among the best I've ever owned.

Oh I am sure a lot more kids go to college today than say 40-50 years ago. What I was commenting on is Jay's bottomless bank account that allows him to fly a dozen people across the country to vacation in Miami all on his dime.

If there is a lesson teenage boys should learn from watching "Modern Family" it's screw going to college, just start your own custom-closet business. You will end up with unlimited wealth and Miss Universe for a wife.

Given the character's background I was kind of hoping that Burt Reynolds was going to be the voice of Razzle. It also would have made sense with the whole Moonbeam City/Archer connection. As a side note, Burt played Adam West's stunt double in "Hooper."

It seems like the "Goodfellas"-inspired introduction of a crew is starting to get a bit overused these days, as in the case of the denizens of the barber shop.

I don't think I've seen a still of Diane Keaton from the past ten years where she is not holding a wine glass.

Charlie to Diane: "This just in: God don't like your tone."

Yeah, the reveal that June Bug kidnapped three girls kinda took away any sympathy one could have for the character.

Ruby has never been dramatic a day in her life. Never Never Never Never!

I thought this was a pretty good episode although as soon as I heard Patrick Warburton I rolled my eyes. Getting a little tired of his voice work.

As a Minnesota Vikings fan from New Jersey for the past 40 years (yeah, yeah, which is worse?), the highlight of this episode for me was finding out that Fran Tarkenton was one of Jay's customers.

Thank you, Mr. Garrison, for your retort to Principal P.C.: "You, sir, have a pizza face and suck your mom's dick."

And if I may recall further, I believe the first movie to receive said rating was "Red Dawn."

If I recall correctly, the original PG-rated "Gremlins" was one of the reasons the PG-13 rating system was created.

I don't know, I really dig Amy and this show, it's one of a fistful of shows I look forward to watching on TV, but this episode generated zero laughs for me.

First Zoe Saldana and now Robin Givens. Phil has a taste for some brown sugar.