I wish someone would pour water on Josie and melt her.

Then it's a faithful adaptation in that the movie is also terrible.

Then it's a faithful adaptation in that the movie is also terrible.

PaNoire: I'd like to think your fiance is using Bing ironically.

PaNoire: I'd like to think your fiance is using Bing ironically.

Maybe we don't have to suffer his presence anymore because all his omelet-makers have been eliminated. 

Maybe we don't have to suffer his presence anymore because all his omelet-makers have been eliminated. 

Back then, I thought she had a terrible, abrasive personality and couldn't cook. I think she's become more smug and more self-promoting (see: horrible sweatbands), but otherwise, yeah, same Josie I remember.

Back then, I thought she had a terrible, abrasive personality and couldn't cook. I think she's become more smug and more self-promoting (see: horrible sweatbands), but otherwise, yeah, same Josie I remember.

I hope he says something along the lines of "Whatever" and walks away.

I hope he says something along the lines of "Whatever" and walks away.

lol. I wish they'd stop trying to make Bing happen.

lol. I wish they'd stop trying to make Bing happen.

Someone trying to out another cheftestant who they might or might not truly think is gay could lead to a rousing discussion that livens up a family gathering!

Someone trying to out another cheftestant who they might or might not truly think is gay could lead to a rousing discussion that livens up a family gathering!

Bart's enthusiasm is so endearing.

Bart's enthusiasm is so endearing.

That was really a great line. Her laugh is awful; it isn't right that she gets to inflict that on competitors… or other people, animals, possible friendly aliens who might be flying by millions of miles away and avoid us because of that noise…

That was really a great line. Her laugh is awful; it isn't right that she gets to inflict that on competitors… or other people, animals, possible friendly aliens who might be flying by millions of miles away and avoid us because of that noise…

I'd rather watch, listen to, and eat food cooked by an actual braying jackass. They must be less unpleasant and better at cooking.