When all the characters in a movie speak a foreign language, let's say… I don't know, Russian and only Russian, and there's no reason for them to speak anything other than Russian, but instead they speak English with a Russian accent. I call this the "K-19 Effect"

You have violated Godwin's "Godwin's Law" Law by bringing up Godwin's Law

You have violated Godwin's "Godwin's Law" Law by bringing up Godwin's Law

hey man. she's twenty.

maybe they're just making up for the hundreds of Hugo Weaving faces in the Matrix sequels?

sure why not

all i know is my gut says maybe

I guess "Haverford Squirrels" doesn't really have the same ring to it

So
They're the Haverford Fords?

i'm more confused by his calling Drew Barrymore a 'hot chick'

this is good news
she's been replaced by America Olivo

Nicky Whelan… mmmmm…..

harry
i feel like they should have dropped Harry a long time ago anyway

shouldn't NBA be labeled baseball instead though?

"the blacks"
sure is a lot of talk of 'the blacks' and 'the whites'

i won't lie
i almost thought this was gonna be a review of the porno "Fly Girls" cause that came out recently… apparently … so … so i heard…

Conan looks so young!

if there was a God
Zucker will get fired, Leno will walk away, and Conan will reign supreme as the new Lord of Late Night

at one point
the Japanese to English subtitles said "If not, we wouldn't not have known to call you"

yea… i didn't reduce it to 'gee i'd like to fuck her' . i just said that people can be attracted to different things than others. not sure why you would feel the need to get so defensive…