I see… I think I confused effective range with accuracy. Machine guns are more about filling a target area with bullets than hitting a bull's eye.

Thats what he said to him!

My 38th post!
I'll try not to make any posts on the way to the parking lot…

Doesn't higher rate of fire reduce effective range and vice versa, Gunfighter?

The intro should describe them as former soldiers, who are former soldiers of fortune employed by Blackwater, who are accused of a village massacre in Iraq. Hated by the public and wanted by the government, they work for free helping the weak and defeating the unjust to prove they didn't murder innocent civilians…

Leather is pretty durable, so you can wear it through the radioactive dust storms that killed the corpse you salvaged it from. It would be pretty rare to even find it since raising cattle would actually be more time-intensive than tanning their hides.

Drugs & AK-47s
Imagine controlling the market on a bunch of depressed depraved people who want to escape the horrible madness of post-apocalypse life.

Show Title!
T.O.'s Kampf - How Terrell Owens struggles because of himself & how his propaganda duo spins it.

This game sounds so silly that
if you get enough kills, you should get to become the killer rabbit from Monty Python & the Holy Grail.

Ninja Turtles?
Michaelangelo, are the ninja tuna relatives of you and your brother turtles?

Gonad Tugging
Certain movies will do it for a quarter of you!

I heard she has emphysema and still smokes.

Tyra Banks - one nuck over the line and her head will implode

the song SHOULD be made into a 3 hour movie.

You give yourself fake hair for forgiveness?

The Lost Vikings
Dethklok's song sound be made into a 3 hour movie.

Transformers vs Go-Bots

I pledge to pay a hitman or hitwoman equal pay to asassinate all you uppity celebrity assholios

Jermaine Dupri is famous for randomly appearing in a Dunkin Donuts commercial last summer. He threw a coffee party inside a little booth with many people because he is buckwild.

Late to weigh in…
The skinner thing must be put to rest. I'm guessing its the police who get him, with Dexter dangerously close to capturing the skinner himself.