It's sad, because I don't want to talk about him or laugh at jokes about him because his sex life is so tragic, I mean, it feels like beating up the homeless guy with no legs.  It's OK to beat the homeless guy with legs of course

I have, and I actually thought it was funnier, because the absurdity hits you in a different way.  Also, being around really drunk people in person when sober sucks, but it's cool if they are on TV!  It must suck being a bartender.

Who wants a fucking ring with an almond in it?

2 Blades

This is only tangentially related, and although I haven't done much boating stuff, my family is full of pilots.  My dad used to take me up in little Cessnas and the like, it was pretty exhilarating.  I didn't much care for the one time when he told me to hold the door closed because "it pops open sometimes."  I was…

You lost me on fuck Shaun of the Dead. Even a really funny comedy lovingly making fun of zombies and the zombie thing in a clever way inspires your hate?

When I play Walking Dead Momopoly, I am Herschel's other leg

Ah,
tengo na minchia tanta
Tengo na minchia accussi'
Devi usare un pollo
Devi usare un pollo
Se me la vuoi tastar

I want to see NPH in Albequerque, because, well, NPH

the silent majority could be a lot more silenter, apparently

Depends on the nacho cheese - if it's that fake bullshit they serve from a giant can at the carnival, that has wheat flour.  (is reminded again of celiac disease, cries out to no one, weeps)

It's not even that, it's like a hotplate in a cheap hotel room with a frayed cord darkly illuminated by one dusty bulb hanging from a water-damaged ceiling with a sag in it near the sun-damaged curtains that inadequately cover the cracked glass of the rusty-hinged rotting casement windows.  ( know that's not what you…

he's out of touch, you're outta time

synergy
Also, I believe the children are our future

This film is going to be a wreck and die a fast, fire-y death in theaters, etc.

Thanks for this, yeah, pretty well-rounded and talented guy.  I think if someone becomes known as an actor, he or she gets shat on for doing music stuff.  The opposite isn't true though - musicians can be respected as actors.  I don't get the logic.

The first album was good though!  His voice is average, but the piano playing was pretty damn tasty…  It's kind of like the Tom Jones record Praise and Blame from a couple years back, an enjoyable bluesy record with a good combination of covered well-known standards and forgotten tracks.

That's a good one!  Here's some more:

Zach Barocas!
Zach Barocas!
Zach Barocas!
Zach Barocas!

What other band names start with prepositions?  At the Drive In
OK, you try.