It's really not a financially weak summer.  It's sad that the only movies that make money now are sequels of established franchises, but this is the way of the world now.  It's like Hollywood is on prozac - less highs and lows, it's just going on it's merry way doing the same old predictable stuff, it's not snapping…

That is so awesome.  I used to know a guy who was super-cool, and because my friends and I were dicks, we were picking on him a bit one day making fun of his parody songs he writes.  I wrote up a whole song about Roasters with Just Dropped In to show him how easy it was…  And dammitall, the old message board I posted…

You are not able to complete this call as 911 is a joke in the town in which you reside.  Is that right?

"I just dropped in, to see what condition my chicken was in. Yeah yeah oh yeahhhhhhh!"

How do you feel about ice cream cake?

yeah, that just kills the mood.

I like shadows, I like fog, but I really like when fog is so thick it creates a shadow.  That is pretty sweet.  And then you put some smoke on it?  Amazing stuff.

Fuck American Idol sideways.  How much would music suck if we eliminate all the druggies, drunks, perverts and abusers?  Fuck me, we're left with Rosemary Clooney and Pat Boone!  (storms off)

Pretty much any white or asian person can be accused and found guilty of racism.  It doesn't happen to Mexicans, because they got it bad enough already.  Many people use racist accusations as a club to beat the innocent, like if they were LAPD officers and the accused racist is Rodney King.  I think that by even…

Probably that shitpile TV show "Breaking In"

Ah yes, The Hunger, 200% more moody cigarette smoking than any other film ever.  That was the intro right?  Bauhaus is always a good place to start…

All the way to Castleton!

"saucy nubile key grip"

I, for one, LOVE the Creatures stuff.  Godzilla, Attack of the Super Vixens…

BRING ON THE NUBILES

The rum, the sea, Gaga and Lana del Ray
These two wee wenches are gayer than gay
I know nothing of sailing and have so little form
They can both walk my plank - any port in a storm!

What he needs is a Seagram's Golden Wine Cooler to cheer him up!
http://youtu.be/tG8uRsSYMmQ

If not Dinklage, Jeffrey Combs would work…

I actually liked Identity a lot, I like a horror/ mystery/ suspense film in a small set, and pretty good cast too - Liotta, Cusack, John Hawkes…

Eat Pray Fight