Little Miss Muppet Sat On A Kermit
or for the upcoming time travel sequel, The Metaphysics of Moffat's Muppets

or pissed on it

My shoes, my hat, my shirt, my skinny jeans - all made by a famous design team called The Misfits - they are from Paris, right?

something something DIABEETUS

ah ah ah ah stayin alive

Earth AD = After Dawes

Life's a beach and so are you, Craig!

something about grottos.  The Pink Cave of Time?

Seriously, great account, or the greatest account?  You decide!

Agree, NSD is better based on Johnny Blade alone.

The new(ish) Stranglers album is pretty damn good 40 years in.  (totally only rare example I can think of)

Shit, he could barely sing "Hole in the Sky" or "Meglomania" then - listen to the old bootlegs and he chokes pretty hard.  This from a huge Sabbath fan.

Needs more Montgomery Ward

Paulina?
Aquafina?
See-what-I-Mean-uh?

totally valid

Who fucking cares, this must have been meant for AVClub UK or some such gang of poofs.

Houston is dead to me since the Oilers left.

I think this is possibly the post I agree with least ever.  Especially the Eagles part.

this could very well be the next Showgirls, or at least the next Skyscraper

"Gutplugs" should be a word.  Somebody, quick, make with a definition.