Huey Lewis needs more roles.  They should have a butt-chin-off.

Since when does Matt Pinfield play trumpet?

All angry retired Hollywood stars with guns.

Real hockey hair instead of wigs, grizzled prospectors serve dirt and matted hair instead of a catering service, and you hire a cult for security.  Plenty of extras that work real cheap and bring their own skin-tight red sweaters for wardrobe.

He was the only person ever born with type 2 diabeetus.

Baby, take your teeth out, try it one time…

That is totally the best part, Her shapely legs, pretty black toenails, the gorgeous tanned skin, the verbal humiliation.  BRB

Crist yeah.  It's in Scaumburg on Roselle road.  You do live up to your name, good sir.

I went to the one in Roselle years ago, and the best thing was the narrator's amazingly over-the-top broadcasting voice.  It's silly fun if you can dial down the snark-o-meter for a little while.

White Music for Black People?

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I think I am mixing up The Sentinel and Olmpus Has Fallen in my head.  either way, i will watch this if there are lamps.

Wasn't there a movie that was esentially this release a couple years back with fair to middlin' reviews?  Like the Keef was at the White House dealing with some kinda evil empire plot or something?  It had no digital clocks or Chloe, but it was 24 the generic actioner thingy. 

Seriously, we cannot forget the lessons we learned from the Fillmore presidency!

Soundtrack by Wesley Willis Fiasco or GTFO

I don't NEED to.  The thought just cracked me up.  Sadly, our senses of humor are two midnight meat trains passing in the night.

I always laugh when I hear that movie title.  I will try it, as a pick-up line, on my GF tonight.  I'll report back with results tomorrow.

Don't forget the Zappa panty quilt deal either.