That ankle stab is right up there with the Pet Semetary achilles slice.  Ack.

New events for this year's Winter Olmpics include:
Docking
Vodka Luge
Radiation Poisoning

the Mysterians

The Bloody Judge is probably the best of his I've seen - Christopher Lee as even more pissed off and judgemental than usual!  A bit like a Christopher Lee version of Witchfinder General.

I still can't listen to "Paranoid Eyes" without bawling like a baby.  Or CCR's "Wrote a Song for Everyone" - that song seriously punches me in the chest every time.

My lord, good sir, I do believe you happened upon the wrong forum!

I will be there as well, Smellson.  Fucking Exodus, High on Fire… looking forward to this one…

I saw that in Chicago, great stuff!  That new testament record is tits!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Can we also have him do the New Jack Swing?

Same reason he needs a mullet.  Business up front, party in the back…

Sure is a war on genetalia this week, what with all the hubub of MurderVagGate and the Leto suicide ear fetish and now this.  I just want to cuddle at this point.

i do, dagnabit

The new films will have lots of product placement by a company that designs some manner of styrofoam sports implements.

You thought that was boring, wait until they get to Arbor Day…

Sounds like a helluva meal we are putting together, kosher or not

Shouldn't there be some joke about Jon Hamm, his big porker penis, and preparing an Easter meal?  I just can't cannect the dots here.

also L to the freaking OL at "scuttlebutt"

Gonna go down (on Jon Hamm's enormous penis) and choke on you

That ear was not "cut off" by the owner of the body, it was so insensed it commited suicide.  The eyes would follow suit if they only had focus…