of salesmen.

Peter!  The Side-boob Hour???

I'd go for "I just Wanna Get Along" too, if only for the deadpan vocal delivery. 

Oh, OKAY, but this is the Final Exorcism!

Found footage Western maybe?

Last Exorcist 8= 2 +good +2b +4gotten

How about Gary Holt, the mustacioed guitarist of speed metal group Exodus?

I can wait.  I can wait real good for any Maya Rudolph show.

I like the version of "Silver and Gold" remixed by Yukon Cornelius. 

Rutherfraud B Hayes, come on now, clearly the best presidential neckbeard ever.  I'd watch that. 

Your choices are "cacao" or "pineapples."

No shirt, no visor, no service?

He makes that pretty decent antivirus protection software.

Fish hole.

Mandatory sensitivity training.  Sexual harassment in the workplace!

Where's that Dodge Neon when we need it?

My sister is an investigative reporter for a major midwest paper, and she did an expose about the rampant corruption in that city's police department.  The death threats got so bad, including visits to her home, that the paper paid to have a robust security system installed.  She makes sure to obey all traffic laws is…

I always fuck up "character" for some reason.

Sun and Steel has a good verse and one of their worst choruses, Quest for Fire is terrible.

I always liked Back in the Village so much too, part 2 of The Prisoner!  Duellists is boring as shit though.