Maybe it's a mental thing - even drunk, I can go 3 or 4 times in an hour, but on coke? Nothing.  Zip.  Dead.  No idea what the deal is.

I liked CSI before I saw The Practice.

I liked MIA back when it referred to lost soldiers.

Occasionally.  I prefer alcohol.  I don't like acid, and I hate coke.  It did bad things to my peter!

Weed is now over.  OVER

Horror remakes.  I actually thought the Geoffrey Rush House on Haunted Hill was ok.  Beginning of newer Dawn of the Dead?  Meh.  Who cares

9 out of 10 kids prefer urine to guns.

I am just really sick of looking at grumpy guys with craggly faces and stupid beards.  WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BEARDS???  I guess i should quit working in Milwaukee.

or DID it?  woooooooo

This was done in the 60's by William Castle, of course.  The film was Mr. Sardonicus, and you have a thumbs-up or thumbs-down vote to determine the fate of the character.  And the Clue movies of course, ending A, B or C.  Each of these only have one choice though.

I devoured the CYOA books as a kid, and then Which Way books came out, which were, to my frenzied child mind, even better!  They seemed a bit darker, a bit more insane, I still remember one called Invasion of the Black Slime which was like a sort horror movie maze thing.  I also read all the Twistaplots, which…

Yes, Charlie Daniels is my interior decorator, and for the last time, the lyric is "Chicken in the birdcage, pickin' out doe."

Pissing yourself is hard, pissing on someone else is really easy.  Interesting.

Somebody should smother him in a special blanket.  Injuns can't handle their liquor, everyone knows that!  Here- have this $20 bill featuring Andrew Jackson.  Am I doing this right?

I'd drink from that firehose, ifyaknowwhatimean.

I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch!

Sadly, Kathy Bates' appendix.  i don't even know how that worked… 

I do all the heroines i can get my paws on.  WHY DOES IT ST ANGER UP MY BLOOD WHEN PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL "HEROIN"???  AHHHH, CALL LOU REED AND ALSO JAMES BROWN'S CORPSE.  KING HEROIN, INDEED.

I do all the heroines i can get my paws on.  WHY DOES IT ST ANGER UP MY BLOOD WHEN PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL "HEROIN"???  AHHHH, CALL LOU REED AND ALSO JAMES BROWN'S CORPSE.  KING HEROIN, INDEED.

We will play mostly all old songs, but we will do them way too fast.  I will also say "FUUUUCK YEAHHH".  We will also bore you with a few newer songs.  We will definately not do something really cool like Helpless.