This WOULD be a bajillion times better.

And that is the true victory of Americanization.

And, yet, somehow, Trey Smith managed to dodge all these bullets by performing in one music video… hmm…

Fair enough.

Eddie Jimmy named his son 'Bodie'? Yikes.

Emilio! Emilio!

It's more like, if I recall correctly, he's on an elevator with DavidAlanGrier and a woman asks for his name, but he just stares, so DAG replies for him, "He's gone blank, ma'am." To which she interprets, 'Blankman.'

Explains the earrings.

"… a dubious start." Also summarizing every time he opens his mouth, I'm sure.

Did Will also force him to rap? 'Cause I've heard a little of that and, let me tell ya, it ain't pretty. Or necessary.

So, the Florida thing's not mandatory??

Based on these comments, I may be alone in assuming you were speaking of Manny, who went into a sauna and didn't come out for several hours. Huh.

Family Matters style: She goes up the stairs and doesn't ever come back down.

I love that they don't even care enough to mention the kids. Baby Joe was missing last episode, too, and I kept thinking, nothing? Really, nothing at all?

Gotta love the Wu! Nick was pretty harsh, though, in that he didn't even acknowledge Wu, "She bit me!" Seemed a little pressing considering they didn't know what she was on, but whatevs. I cross my fingers that a) the writers have learned a thing or two and b) by mid-season 3, Wu's in the club.

When I grow up I wouldn't mind being Rosalee. That suitcase of tools? Are you kidding me?? Safe spot in the floorboards? A head full of recipes/concoctions/potions/whathaveyous?? Fantastic!

This is too. Plop (Pete) from The Office was replaced by TJ Miller - even filmed the pilot and did all the promo shots. Yikes.

"…and I'm pretty sure Ray Manzarek's a real guy." - Happy Endings

Not that anybody's coming back for this comment, but Swaggerty did make, at least, a Brat Pack reference when he's posing for pictures with his daughter he sends her off by saying, "Honey, there's Uncle Judd over there, why don't you go say hello to him." Now, Judd isn't terribly uncommon, but I find it specific…

Dang-o! Somebody put this guy in charge, pronto!