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Where would Brienne take her by this point?

And heavyweight champion of the woooooooooooooorrld!

Yeah, and then she said "Julianna Marghulis" and next season will now be a Good Wife/Game of Thrones crossover.

Well, Theon can't die now as we learned in this last episode because Ramsay's holding him as a bargaining tool to make Balon Greyjoy give up the lands he's seized thus far. Ramsay's not going to kill him. So I think more Theon torture scenes are pretty much a guarantee at this point.

@avclub-d0cf409eb912cc0cc950b41b6d892d07:disqus I like how including @avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus 's name at the end of your post created quite possibly my favorite non sequitur ever.

I'd go Walder Frey on House SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS!

"Hey, Pod, so I know you did me a big favor back at Blackwater Bay, and I tried to pay you back with all those prostitutes….well, I need another big favor bro. I need you to fuck my wife and get her pregnant. I know, I know, I'm a real pain in the ass to work for."

She's the Mother of Dragons. By this point, her reputation precedes her, both as that and as a liberator of slaves. The fact they call her Mhysa is a nod to that, it seems to me.

To the colonialism/racial undertones people, how would you have handled the scene? That isn't a "what have YOU guys ever written?" critique, that's a genuinely curious question. How do you do it?

I think she's a good actress. And she was a good porn star too. She's a multi-hyphenate! Check out nudevista.com and type in Sibel Kekilli. You'll thank me later.

If Catelyn Stark returns as anything other than a flashback or a ghost or a White Walker, I'll stop watching this show. There's no way she survived a throat slashing like that. I see what you're trying to say, but I've been paying attention. He proclaimed her dead because she was dead.

@avclub-7ad2cbc1443489b9d33aaa1275d65a61:disqus Ah yes, you're right. I stand corrected.

Hey, I just shot you
And this is crazy
But here's my arrow
So Raven Me Maybe

There's been a few already. It ranks second behind Jar-Jar jokes on the number count.

It's Westeros. Who knows what people are supposed to sound like? For all we know, he probably has a perfect Westeros accent and it's everyone else with a bad one.

They revealed that her brother (The Blackfish) escaped.

Every time I see Ramsey, he reminds me of a deranged Sam. Like, if Sam had kept the ring or something. He looks like Sean Astin's brother.

They didn't call her Deep Throat for nothing.

Season 1's final scene was Dany's dragons being born. Face Man revealing himself to Arya was season 2's finale.

Seriously? Arterial sprays of blood are not generally considered a good sign for your survival chances. Also, Walder says she's dead while he's talking to Roose Bolton.