Who would have thought Theon would outlast Robb Stark? Do his captors have any reason to keep him now? Does he get bargained back to Balon Greyjoy? Looks like Theon may have a renewed purpose when he finds out Robb was murdered. If he goes on a revenge trip, would that make his whole season long ordeal worth it?

I read about eating shit in the books.

That pause after her throat getting cut and then the silent credits got me. The way the camera just stayed in place. Gave me the chills in all the right ways.

See, I keep trying to tell my girlfriend this. I'll have to show her this article. Thanks Michael Douglas and Sean O'Neal!

So it's all downhill from here is what you're saying? That might count as a spoiler.

@avclub-c722c3a0141d8ccebbee6869f18478c9:disqus The actress playing Gilly must not have seen Tropic Thunder. Never go full dodo-head.

Yeah, it's a good thing we don't have any parallels like that in real life. Like in the Bible or anything.

That's what SHE said.

Except Stannis, despite knowing better, called him Joffrey Baratheon when he threw that leech in. If that allows Joffrey to survive, I'll be both pissed and relieved. I like hating Joffrey.

As long as Bran and Rickon are still alive, they're the true heirs though no one yet knows they're alive. But when Rickon and Osha reach House Umber, you can be sure they'll probably trumpet that news out there. So much for Tywin's plan to marry Tyrion to Sansa to secure the North.

They've managed to make the one dude on this show who's actually killed a White Walker boring. So strange considering how great everything else is on this show. Sam does not do it for me at all. Gilly either. She seems like a bit of a dodo-head.

Well, Dany is just coming back to reclaim what was taken from her family. And she's shown that as you're not an asshole slaver, you'll probably be in good and benevolent hands. Plus, she has a nice rack. I root for her wholeheartedly.

Wow.

Yeah, I don't think that ruined it at all. You only realize that once you know what happens. If anything it's a cool detail you noticed that I will enjoy upon rewatch.

I'm still stuck on your first sentence. You read all those books in 2 weeks? That's nuts. You get much sleep?

Wait, they didn't actually cut her throat? Lame.

It hurt to experience, it didn't last very long and I have a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach hours afterward. I think you're right. That was my cherry being popped.

So would Jame Gumb.

One broken vow deserves another. It was like a fuck you to the Starks.

Hey little sister, arrow!