Seeing as our currency has "In God we Trust," I'd say that is a strong sign of theocratic thought.

I was an extra in this thing solely because it might give me the opportunity to stalk…

Rad, I live on the other side of the Mother of All Waffle Houses and down the street from the courthouse where Mister Rock was tried (teeny tiny media frenzy). Waffle House gets the (greasy but good) job done, plus the jukeboxes will have several official Waffle House themes from which patrons can choose. The…

The Weezer/Cheap Trick parallels are really scary. Some musicians, like Dylan, seem to have no "shit/shinola" filter, and can't tell when they're writing a work of genius or an abomination. Weezer and Cheap Trick seem to KNOW yet still release the shit.

Bill Bailey?

Yuengling became our beer of choice at band rehearsals due to it seeming drinkable and being nearly as cheap as water but after a few weeks of steady but moderate consumption we all got stomachaches if we had even one. Made the switch to plain ol' Bud and it helped.

It's an adrenaline-fueled thrill ride compared to Solaris.

If you're bored in Sweden, just go outside. The quality of the scenery — female, male, straight, bi, queer, whatever — is unbelievable. Also none of those pesky born-again hangups.

Dang, I may have to search hulu for that, just to complete the pillaging of my childhood. No, I don't remember salt in the zombie, but I swear I remember a Nazi monster… wasn't there some underground lair and swastikas, and it was a bit of an Aryan Bigfoot?

People!

A tank full of piranhae would immediately be at the top of Atlanta's must-sees. I love my city but the when one of your top attractions is a place to look at…bottles of Coca-Cola and drink Coca-Cola flavors from other countries, you know you're in trouble.

She and Him, dir. Woody Allen

There's a guy in Asheville, North Carolin who painted up his Lamborghini Diablo like the General Lee. None of that wuss sticker stuff: a $200,000 car painted bright orange with the 01 on each door, the battle flag on the roof, "GENERAL LEE" over the doors.

Damn that Pia had a nice onion.

There is no motion picture that is not improved by the inclusion of Yakkity Sax. Or Baby Elephant Walk!

Not a bad analogy if what he means is "Take something that was deliberately stupid escapism and do a Ritty Greboot that sucks the fun out of it." I want my Bond the same way as I want my graphic novels: with a lot of winking and inside jokes about the crazy ride we're all sharing.

Switters, f I had a legitimate career like doing interwebs for heathy care 'n' stuff, I'd leave the South forever. Growing up a cracker, you have to defend the South but it's done with a grim mix of shame and konoring one's kin, not unlike defending your crude, dumbass uncle who dropped out of tech college but…

Juanito, as a future AV Club poster, I was definitely not the kind of kid who was invited to that kind of party.

Agreed, when you're a kid who goes swimming were you really SEE sharks, Jaws can be a deal-breaker. We used to go down to Alligator Point (charming name) and Shell Point (better) to swim and both, particularly the former, were known as where you had to keep an eye on the horizon for fins. I'm sure they were relatively…

Now I can't recall the Cleveland Steamer incident from the Woody Allen film. For some reason I thought it was from Hannah and her Sisters… it was Dianne Wiest who had the date, I thought she was telling Diane Keaton about it…