RIP MeatyStakes, beloved castmember, killed in a big bang.

Oh geez, well, here's hoping for the best. They're hearty critters.

Oh no, is your dog okay?

Looks like fuckin Disqus ate my whole last one so doing this again… oh no, I have to listen to more rad music! But apologies if another one from me pops up this week. Technology is terrible.

I'm gonna put "Professional Groove Reclaimant" on my business card.

Like @darthkidriss:disqus, I desperately did not want to vote Democrat but held my nose (almost literally) and did anyway because the stakes this time were so high. Given that she lost, frankly I wish I'd voted Stein, since her big-picture policy ideas (single-payer health care, college debt forgiveness, "Green New…

I'd rather watch Edge of Tu Morrow, starring Rob Morrow's daughter.

Some of their other tunes are a little crunchier, but they've all got the vocal harmonies, yeah, a bit like ABBA. Don't care what it's called. Still rules.

That's… not entirely far off.

HELL YES ASTRONOID! I was just listening to that album a few hours ago. Absolutely one of my go-to records of recent years, and yes, "Up and Atom" in particular is a fuggin' banger. Great pick. Everyone should pick them.

When the FCC censors find out what those bleeped words really were, they are going to blow a cow.

Also, some of those articles were really good! They really started off on the wrong foot with like "Ice Cream: Ranked" sub-Deadspinian clickbaiting but on the balance it's been pretty quality since.

Speaking as someone who could very well die because of the AHCA: yes it would be.

Pearl Jam almost never rhymes either

Author & Punisher - Lonely
Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Billie Holiday - Yesterdays
Dream Theater - Trial Of Tears
Led Zeppelin - D'Yer Maker
John Williams (the guitarist) - Bach (JS): Suite #1 in G, Courante
Black Cobra - Glacies En Spritu
Gnarles Barkley - Crazy
Metallica - Ride The Lightning
Bathory - Song To Hall Up…

The modern GOP desperately wants to wipe its ass with the Constitution. https://www.usnews.com/news…

Counts?

I logged in specifically to upvote this. It's a very good joke.

Awesome, glad you like it! There's definitely a lot to explore, lol, they were fairly prolific before the split (10 albums in 15 years) and now of course there are two bands kicking out similar stuff… I should mention, the first 10 albums actually tell two high-fantasy stories: the first 5 are the Emerald Sword Saga…

Setting aside the gross past association with NSBM, the thing about Dragonforce is that their whole schtick is (was?) playing otherwise-uninspired power metal ricockulously fast (the one up there is actually pretty mid-tempo for them. "Fury of the Storm," which is how I was introduced to them way back when and is…