Because he plays OLD SCHOOL SMASH MOUTH FOOTBAW! 500 rushing attempts! The only good quarterback is a quarterback that can't throw! Scoring more than 10 points a game is for liberal pantywaist coastal elitists that don't know how to play FOOTBAW!

Correct, Vince Young's head has always been oddly shaped
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something something sleeve of wizard

Another pun thread? How gneiss.

"Fisheye (A Tribute to Admiral Ackbar)"

Eh, Skillet's not too bad. And Mark Tremonti is really a damn good guitarist. He deserved better than that shit band (and has it now, with an honestly kind of bitchin' solo career).

Dead eyes. Black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Saturday Night LIES!

Stevejobs, the filthiest of all the sex moves

100%. Trump isn't graded on a curve so much as a singularity. So long as he makes it through the first debate without literally collapsing on stage, he -will- be praised for how "presidential" he seemed. Clinton is expected to beat him to such a degree that she can't actually 'cover,' like being a 50-point favorite in…

That Newsom-ZZ Top-Buxtehude-Paramore stretch fucking rules lmao

Stone Temple Pilots - "Big Bang Baby"
Tim Hecker - "Whitecaps of White Noise II"
Tommy James and the Shondells - "(I'm) Taken"
Dream Theater - "This Dying Soul"
The Dresden Dolls - "Coin-Operated Boy"
The Flaming Lips - "The Gash"
Don Byron - "Lefty Teachers At Home"
Frank Zappa - "Aybe Sea"
Mastodon - "Naked Burn"
Alice in…

Caught between mostly agreeing with you and having no faith that this particular show won't be flagrantly racist…

I bought Tommy James and the Shondells on my own like 3 months ago. There's some lil box set of their first 5 albums on CD in lil replica vinyl sleeves that Amazon had for like $10. Honestly, good purchase. Though I think I still haven't listened to that 5th album yet…

Was going to ask the same thing! I'm really curious who all shows up for those things. I'm imagining it's a who's who of niche Chicago-based celebrities.

Yeah! Me too.

We'll always have Tuomas "Nightwish" Holopainen's solo concept album about it

Came here to write exactly this. Joan Cornellà is the shit. My favorites are the ones where the guy's weird dick looks like various road signs!

Seriously! This is like the one possible way you could get me to actually watch a Cable movie.

This. I'm not opposed to advertising, I'm really not, but almost all internet ad platforms track your behavior from one site to the next. It seems benign when it's just showing you stuff that you looked at on Amazon the other day as you wander from site to site, but there is a very real ability to leverage this kind…