They should replace all the swear words with Looney Tunes sound effects like in the "So What" single.

Turn and face the strange ch-ch-chia

We should form a club!

Just for kicks I did exactly that - copy/pasted "false rape claims in 2016" into Google quotes and all, and it came up mostly with articles and academic papers about how false rape accusations are very rare………………

I'm just in it for the punctuation.

Well I'm a millennial, I think, technically, and I think that the military taking over would be a very bad thing! I'm broke as hell though, so my opinion is invalid.

Samuel L Jackson has had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane.

Ack, I missed that. "Dumbass" is too kind.

Again, I think he's just trying to stay "on-message" (i.e. "the polls are all rigged"), albeit awkwardly

Mia Farrow as Alfred

Honestly, I don't think any of these people (save the Donald himself) is truly a "dumbass". They know they're going to lose (again, save perhaps Donald himself, a narcissist in denial), but that's actually the point: They're trying to effect a character assassination of the "mainstream media" so that when they lose…

Are hedgehog spines really "fur" though?

Hell yes that's a good one. That whole album is phenomenal, it's definitely on my desert island list. It's called Indestructible Machine and I think that's where a lot of us first heard of her and got on board, so I'd recommend it as a good place to start. The sound on it is a little bit more 'punk' than her other…

That is an impressive amount of typing lol. 1111 words.

Good find, and yeah, that is not surprising at all.

Smash TV, duh. And none of that "make a safe version" crap. Full lethality. Total carnage.

There was Mutant League Hockey too right? I remember my cousin got me to play something like that without telling me what made it different and before I realized what was happening he had murdered my entire team, that jerk.

Did you make Delgo?

Honestly, I would totally watch a superhero film from Taymor herself if she got free reign to do her Titus thing to the material. That sounds rad as hell.

Seriously, Tierney was the fourth person injured doing the show and he wasn't the last. Come to think of it, I wonder how much of the decision to cancel came from realizing they'd have to factor injury settlements into the production cost…