No one really says that anymore, especially his immediate peers (Maroon 5, the guy from Maroon 5, Generic Rapper feat. the guy from Maroon 5, Coldplay)

Dude you have the best mom EVER

Dude you have the best mom EVER

"Rape Me With a Little Help From My Friends"

"Rape Me With a Little Help From My Friends"

A black balla makes me holla!

A black balla makes me holla!

So what are the chances that Newton WON'T be played by Denzel?

So what are the chances that Newton WON'T be played by Denzel?

You no cookeeeeeng?

You no cookeeeeeng?

STORY TIME:
Like 2 years ago I was at a shoe store and this really weird old man started talking to me about college. I told him I went for psychology and he went off on this story about how he had dinner with Carl Rogers in the 70's and that Carl gave him this unpublished monograph about how they did seances right…

STORY TIME:
Like 2 years ago I was at a shoe store and this really weird old man started talking to me about college. I told him I went for psychology and he went off on this story about how he had dinner with Carl Rogers in the 70's and that Carl gave him this unpublished monograph about how they did seances right…

The only way I can still play Super Nintendo and not feel like a waste of space and time, as well as completely and utterly alone, is if King of the Beach is on repeat.

The only way I can still play Super Nintendo and not feel like a waste of space and time, as well as completely and utterly alone, is if King of the Beach is on repeat.

Every kiss begins with CRABS

Every kiss begins with CRABS

It looks like they're fused together at the waist in that picture. I can't tell where his shirt ends and hers begins.

It looks like they're fused together at the waist in that picture. I can't tell where his shirt ends and hers begins.

And John Mayer-shaped water stains directly beside them?