YOU should've been here like 3 years ago. There was this guy, Zodiac Motherfucker, and he talked JUST like you.

I had this dream where someone was trying to pee in my mouth and make out with me at the same time.

I had this dream where someone was trying to pee in my mouth and make out with me at the same time.

Retort.

Retort.

> Apples to Apples > Math Problems > Exercise

> Apples to Apples > Math Problems > Exercise

Salt 2: SEAN O'NEAL RUINED MY FUCKING MARRIAGE WITH SOME SNARK ASS BULLSHIT PLEASE DON'T FLAG ME SEAN

Salt 2: SEAN O'NEAL RUINED MY FUCKING MARRIAGE WITH SOME SNARK ASS BULLSHIT PLEASE DON'T FLAG ME SEAN

The fleeting approval of about 20, maybe 30 people that you'll never actually meet.

The fleeting approval of about 20, maybe 30 people that you'll never actually meet.

They look even cuter next to that avatar.

They look even cuter next to that avatar.

'Sya vole!

'Sya vole!

Ya but as far as rehashed archetypal sitcoms go, it's the best by far.

Ya but as far as rehashed archetypal sitcoms go, it's the best by far.