To steal an idea from Oh That Knife, South Park could do an episode about this movie straight.   Just do a documentary and add Cartman.

The saddest thing about Ice King is that he has all of Finn's tragedy and none of his hope.   He wants PB to love him, but all he gets is "stop being weird" and "go away."   He's got the potential to be a hero, but he can't fit into society well enough to do it, and no one will make space for him because he's such a…

The saddest thing about Ice King is that he has all of Finn's tragedy and none of his hope.   He wants PB to love him, but all he gets is "stop being weird" and "go away."   He's got the potential to be a hero, but he can't fit into society well enough to do it, and no one will make space for him because he's such a…

1) I liked Stanton's plan.   If I understand it correctly, the photic stimulators are in the power grid protectors that the government is installing to stop Stanton's terror attacks.   That's pretty cool.   I like Stanton as a villain, too, although I'm not sure why he just doesn't assassinate Rosen or other key…

1) I liked Stanton's plan.   If I understand it correctly, the photic stimulators are in the power grid protectors that the government is installing to stop Stanton's terror attacks.   That's pretty cool.   I like Stanton as a villain, too, although I'm not sure why he just doesn't assassinate Rosen or other key…

I love Dark Mal.   Light Mal can be sweet, but he's at his most effective when you push him over the edge.   (Favorite moment in the whole series — Mal's face through the airlock when he's about to kill Jayne.  "You DID IT TO ME!!!!"   Second favorite - "Right now, I'm partial to wrath.")   Mal has kind moments, but…

I love Dark Mal.   Light Mal can be sweet, but he's at his most effective when you push him over the edge.   (Favorite moment in the whole series — Mal's face through the airlock when he's about to kill Jayne.  "You DID IT TO ME!!!!"   Second favorite - "Right now, I'm partial to wrath.")   Mal has kind moments, but…

Discuss: People pick on Whedon for killing one character during key sequences to make an impact, but for all that, Wash's death was incredibly effective.   Every moment during the last stand, I was seriously considering the possibility that they would all die, that the wounded would die, that River would die when she…

Discuss: People pick on Whedon for killing one character during key sequences to make an impact, but for all that, Wash's death was incredibly effective.   Every moment during the last stand, I was seriously considering the possibility that they would all die, that the wounded would die, that River would die when she…

I don't think they're similar.

I don't think they're similar.

It's an experiment to see how algae reproduce in zero gravity.   Unknown to James, the class's pet hamsters stow away and are bombarded with cosmic rays, setting up the sequel.

It's an experiment to see how algae reproduce in zero gravity.   Unknown to James, the class's pet hamsters stow away and are bombarded with cosmic rays, setting up the sequel.

Jack Nicholson dancing to Prince ("Trust" and "Partyman", right?) is beyond awesome.   No better way to show that Joker just doesn't give an F.

Jack Nicholson dancing to Prince ("Trust" and "Partyman", right?) is beyond awesome.   No better way to show that Joker just doesn't give an F.

It's the total Prince reaction.  "So this is a movie about two guys who have a crush on Kim Basinger?  I can write about that."

It's the total Prince reaction.  "So this is a movie about two guys who have a crush on Kim Basinger?  I can write about that."

Could be worse.  At least you don't have blood spurting from your nose.

Could be worse.  At least you don't have blood spurting from your nose.

Alphabetically, they're about half the alphabet apart, assuming you put numbers before "a", or pretty close if you alphabetize 12 with the "ts"